Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping in.

officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

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snorlaxatives:

a fun night out for me is going to target

lotrlockedwhovian:

baby-dahlia:

Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get…
You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.

This is important.

sexyfemininegoddess:

kirkwa:

Creepy “Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark” Illustrations

These were the drawings of Stephen Gammell that kept us up at night as kids. They’re dark, brooding, creepy and down right macabre.

A few years ago they changed these too much more PG cartoony versions that just don’t pack the same nightmare inducing qualities.

Freaky Fab !!!

phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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Customer Service Problem #34

Unpleasant customers who complain and say they’d rather go somewhere else.

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dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD